starksceo
asked:
[Text]: I still don't know his name but his ass is spectacular. Like he should never wear pants.
[Text]: You do realize I haven’t done this since I was nineteen, right?
[Text]: …Alright, I’m going to do it. Wish me luck?
[Text]: You know what I like about slightly tipsy men?
[Text]: They love it when you take pictures of them and their friends.
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[Text]: I may or may not have gotten phone numbers.
(Text): Good luck!
(Text): Oh my god, they let you? SEND IT TO ME. RIGHT NOW.
(Text): JESUS. They’re hot. And you scored their numbers. I am so proud of you. :’)
(Text): This is why I’m such a good friend. Imagine if you didn’t walk up to him.