fujikawarumiko
asked:
[text]: I'm going to CVS to meet the Craigslist guy who is going to buy my underwear. If I don't text you within the next hour, plz assume that I have been abducted by a stranger with an underwear fetish.
starksceo
answered:

[Text]: I would tell you to be safe but I think that's already out of the scope of possibility.

[Text]: Good luck?

[Text]: Wait, why were you selling your underwear on Craigslist?

[Text]: Ru???

fujikawarumiko

(Text): It was… a dare, Pep. And someone actually decided to buy them. I’m $1000 dollars richer. :)

sstarksceo

[Text]: Why do I feel like you’re not being entirely truthful?

[Text]: I mean good for you for getting that kind of price for them…

[Text]: But why would someone want to buy your underwear for $1000?

fujikawarumiko

(Text): I’m telling the truth. You have no proof that I’m not. :)

(Text): Wouldn’t you want a pair of someone’s underwear who was rich and famous? I mean, people do have their fetishes.

Source: starksceo
starksceo